Thursday, November 7, 2013

Mustachioed Taperecorders

Hey there jammers!

Please excuse the strange Post title. If you came here on account of this post wondering
what the heck is up with Mustachioed Taperecorders, you will in stead get something
TOTALLY DIFFERENT AND UNEXPECTED! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Anyway,

I have good news!

You know how I was talking about how I could play Animaljam on my PC (other computer)
as soon as I got antivirus for it? Well,

THAT THING WILL NOT BE NEEDED!

I know what you are thinking.

a) Does this mean you won't be going on AJ AT ALL ANYMORE?!! FOREVER?!

b) I'm not thinking anything

c) potatoes

Well, none of those are correct. Except the potatoes. Those are always correct.

Which is why I am getting my own laptop! :D Where I can play AJ as I please, and
blog incessantly like there is NO TOMORROW! (or at least, until I run out of ideas for posts)

Wait. If you know I'm typing on a laptop right now, you might be asking "WHY NOT JUST
PLAY AJ ON THAT ONE?!?" Well, the answer to that is: This thing doesn't have adobe flash.
Adobe flash is crucial if you want to play AnimalJam, or any other game that isn't
word-based for that matter. For example: Role Playing games and Trivias do not require
Adobe flash. Most of the time. Other games heavily depend on that and Java. So yeah...
Nope.

I will be making preparations to get it .... tomorrow! Oh, and if you are wondering what
this laptop is, it is a Gateway. It is super shiny, too! :D I will make another post when
I finally get it ^-^ Hooray for new laptops!

Sorry if you have laptop envy...........I tell you what. To make up for that, I will be scheduling an online AnimalJam giveaway! Keep your eyes peeled for a new post with the date and time for this!

Sincerely,

Polar

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

There is still hope!

Dear Jammers,

If you actually read my stuff, you would know I lost Adobe Flash on this computer by foolishly uninstalling it with hopes of reinstalling it again. (To no avail)...

However... another computer I have, a PC (This is a Laptop I'm writing from right now),
has Adobe Flash. I was unable to play Animal Jam even on there for a while because the keyboard was broken, but thanks to my brother, we now have a working keyboard! ^-^

Before you leap for joy and log onto Animal Jam expecting Polar to be there, or most likely sit there with an ._. face and think "oh joy", I still can't play Animal Jam right now.

I know, WHAAAAAAAA?! After the Adobe Flash and the Keyboard? And you still can't play?

I know, I know... I would play if I could, but I do not have antivirus protection on that computer right now so I am prohibited from the internet. I hope to get some soon, so I can catch up. (Too bad I missed all the Halloween stuff---if everybody learns I've been gone for ages, they'll try to cheat me out of some good stuff for whatever you could buy just a week or so before...)

Well, I guess this is good news anyhow.

Also, I am writing a book. ^-^ I might make a new page and add a chapter to it every so often... Keep your eyes peeled!

P.S. SHADES OF MEDIOCRITY!!!

ha! Inside joke. YOU SHALL NEVER KNOW ITS TRUE MEANING!!!

Sincerely,

Polar der verruckte